So, I just finished watching this movie a little while ago called Ultraviolet. The premise is pretty much that there was some disease that changed people into vampires (or hemophages, as they're called in... wherever) and the humans and the hemophages are in a civil war. And there's this kid who has something in his blood to wipe out either the hemophages or the humans. The people in the movie don't exactly make it clear, so who knows. Basically, it's Milla "two guns" Jovovich killing everything in sight like she always does when a virus breaks out.
This movie was horrendous. It was just... terrible. Oh my god.
Anyway, I think it's based on a comic book, I'm not too sure. But anyway, either her clothes change color when she wants or they're mood ring clothes. I think it's the latter, but again, the movie's not real clear about much of anything. The whole thing looks like a comic book. The movie graphics would make an awesome video game, but when I looked it up, the game that actually exists is shit too. Oh well. Oh, and in the movie, her guns have knives in them. Yes. Knives.
Really the only appeal I can see from this movie is the fact that part of the rating (PG-13) is partial nudity. You see on the poster, the part between her ribs and her belt? Yeah, that's the partial nudity. In other words, if you decide to see this hunk of fail, see it for her, because she always looks hot being a badass.
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